

Squirrel Stapler - Free PC Download
A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again.
But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"
IN SQUIRREL STAPLER YOU CAN...
- Hunt squirrels! Move quietly, hide in bushes, stay low, and pick the right time to pull the trigger!
- Lure even bigger squirrels with a squirrel call!
- Be wary of larger creatures and vengeful ghosts! You aren't the only alpha predator in the forest!
- Freely explore a large nonlinear map littered with educational squirrel facts and more!
- Meet god!
NEW FEATURES AND FIXES
- The forest is more alive than ever with more to see, do, and hear
- Unlockable GIANT SQUIRRELS mode
- Full quality of life pass on the game balance, UI, and tutorials
- Expanded options menu
- Full controller support
- Many bug fixes
- New goodies in the goodies folder
- Achievements
This text comes straight from the game's store page and is pulled in automatically. We don't write or edit it, so it may contain spoilers.
System Requirements
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- Windows 10
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- SSE2 instruction set support.
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- Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities.
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- Version 10
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- N/A
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These are the developer's listed requirements and may not be 100% accurate. If your specs fall below the minimum, try the game anyway; many games run fine below the listed requirements. When in doubt, check YouTube for performance benchmarks.
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